Loser PeeWee has been very naughty. Tonight he called me and told me he had panty peeked. He panty peeked on six women before calling me! Clearly he needed to be punished and humiliated.
He had to do ten punishments tonight. For further humiliation I told him I would post his punishment list here.
Loser PeeWee’s Punishment List
1. Skip for four minutes while saying “Men’s underpants are a waste on me”.
2. Do 200 jumping jacks.
3. Slap balls 100 times.
4. Eat three handfuls of oyster crackers out of the toilet.
5. Give yourself 12 swirlies.
6. Fold up four pieces of toilet paper, wipe ass three times, then eat toilet paper.
7. Pee in toilet then gargle pee water for two minutes.
8. Skip naked for five minutes while saying “Twilight is superior”.
9. Put a Sharpie marker in your ass, squat over a piece of cardboard and write “PeeWee is a loser.” Then put the cardboard sign on display in your back yard.
10. Cut up a peach and dump the pieces into your tightey whiteys right over your peewee. Cover the peaches with whip cream. Take a spoon and eat your peaches and cream dessert out of your own crotch.
You know you deserved each ones of these punishments PeeWee.