Recently I spent the day at Ojo Caliente, a lovely mineral spa near Taos. They have several pools, including a mud pool. First I smothered myself in slippery mud:

Then I laid down and let it dry.

After washing myself off my skin felt silky smooth. What a heavenly experience.

Oh, I’m jealous! We need to plan a day soon to visit the spa together!
like a good puppy i would like to lick the mud off of you Mistress Twilight
Sera-Yes we should!
puppy-I’m sure you’d lick every bit of mud off of me.